New Beyonce Video!! Broken-Hearted Girl

Continuing with the Black & White theme that began with "Single Ladies", and continued onto "Diva" and "Ego", Ms. Sasha FIERCE just keeps dazzling us with her INTENSE beauty and vocals. The feel of this track is a bit more somber than were used to seeing from her. It's definitely not a club anthem like the earlier ones, but it definitely will get you thinking. Overall the video is mediocre in my opinion. Im still patiently waiting for the video for "Sweet Dreams/Beautiful Nightmare". Now THAT song gives me EVERYTHING i want! Give it a listen!

Sweet Dreams - Beyonce

Guys that need THE BOOT!!!! Top 3

Hey Boys & Girls (and everyone in between). In my short 21 years of life, I've encountered a few

'less than savory' characters, to say the least. So everytime any of my friends get involved with

one of these guys i feel like it is my duty as a Judy (BFF), to let them know exactly what they

may be getting themselves into. So in honor of all the girls , and boys, who are poor judges of

character, is a list of guys that you want to AVOID like the plague.

• The BELLBOY. Similar to a bell boy at a hotel, in the way that they carry luggage around from one place to another, these guys carry around their baggage for the entire world to see.

Signs and symptoms: They are constantly comparing and contrasting you to an EX and/or
If you know about their 6 kids and 5 baby mamas within the first 24 hours....its time to GO!!!

• The CLING-ON. So you meet a guy and you hit it off and exchange numbers. BIG MISTAKE! So now you wake up the next morning to 45 missed calls, 25 voicemails, and 92 texts. Guess from who??? YES...its him and hes clinging to you like a sock straight out of the dryer.

Signs and symptoms: Its only been a week and he says those three little words...I Miss You. BEWARE!! although it may sound sweet and all, what he really is saying is, "I cant live without you!!", when he hardly knows how to spell your last name. Thats a NO NO!

• The REMOTE. Appropriately named the remote due to the fact that he believes he can control you with the touch of a button. These are probably the sneakiest of the entire list because they work with intimidation and brainwashing. They try to get into your head to make you think the reason they are so controlling is because they "love" you. When in reality they are just OUT of control in their own lives.

Signs and symptoms: They can go out with their friends whenever they please without question, but if you try to do the exact same thing, they have a 'MAN'trum (man-tantrum). Expects you to tell him every tiny detail of your day including what you had on, who you spoke to, and why didnt you call him and tell him.

This is just a quick list of Guys that deserve a swift kick in the pants. I'll be back to discuss this further.

Until next time hunny bunches,
-XoXo

It's Been a while...

Yes Boys & Girls (and everyone in between), its been a LONG time since i got the opportunity to
Dish and Dab. But now im back, and my spirit is feeling refreshed, and im feeling like the world is
my oyster once again. The resaon for the recent feeling of joy is due to a MAJOR decision. As most of my close friends know i was attending college to become an E.M.T/Paramedic. For about two years i fooled myself into believing that someone like MYSELF could EVER enjoy that field of work, considering i can HARDLY stand the site of blood, let alone be able to tend to a gun wound.

So rather than waste the governments money any longer, i decided to take a break from school altogether and decided what i truly wanted to do. So for the past few months I've researched a plethora of careers, and theres one that REALLY stood out to me. Why not be a cosmetologist??? I love to interact with people, im a Pisces so, im very creative, and i love
making women feel fierce, so cosmetology is PERFECT for me. My family and friends are telling
me its absolutely the route i should take, and i honestly believe that God has finally cleared my path, so im hopping on and strapping in cuz im in it, to WIN
THIS, honey!!

Kelis says "It's OVER" to Hubby Nas

While news of Heidi & Spencer's wedding is boring most people to tears, talk about Nas & Kelis' divorce is bringing tears to the eyes of their beloved fans. The couple who met in 2002 while at an after-party that Diddy threw after the VMA's, were engaged a year later , and tied the knot in Atlanta in 2005, are calling it quits once and for all.

Kelis' reps are saying that she's the one filing for the divorce. Citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the divorce.

The news comes as a shock to most, especially me. Since she's 7 months pregnant! Kelis is also filing for spousal and child support. (Smart cookie)

Kelis' camp is asking "we give her her privacy during this very difficult time".

I'm sure I'm not the only one grieving the loss of my fav Hip-Hop couple.

And now a moment of silence for Kelis & Nas' marriage.

Heidi & Spencer "Jump The Broom"

It seems that reality televisions most nauseating couple have finally tied the knot.

Below are pics of the couples nuptials on April 25th at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California.
Obviously these two aren't done with their 30 seconds of fame even though the rest of the country has been long done. As if the first supposed fake-out "wedding" a few months ago wasn't sickening enough, they have done it a second time. If you're one of the 3 people in the World who actually give a rats ass about these two here are a few snapshots of the grand event. YAWN!!

Tyra Stalker Finally Caught!!

Tyra Banks, former catwalk Diva, can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The ex-supermodel testified in court earlier this week, against Brady Green, her alleged stalker. Claiming that she felt unsafe outside her home. Brady, who has followed her religiously from coast to coast since January of 2008, often times visiting her Chelsea televison studio asking to "speak to" miss Tyra, has finally been convicted of Harrassment, criminal trespass, and attempted aggravated harrasment.

Green, 39,(left) is awaiting sentencing on June 18th, when his lawyers plan on filing an appeal.

Beyonces performance WAS altered!!!

The performance was ALTERED!! and this is who, where, when, why, and how it was done. In my opinion this is just a LOSER who's obviously trying for his 6 seconds of fame. I think that he should be sued for trying to mar my lovely's image and voice. It wasn't funny and it shouldn't be legal. Nonetheless here's the ASSHOLE that did the altering.

Yes!! Beyonce CAN sing!

Nobody's perfect, not even Beyonce. Recently on the "Today" show Beyonce fooled everyone while singing "If i were a boy", and even I, a DIE-HARD Beyonce fanatic, can admit the performance was FAR from fierce. Matthew Knowles, her daddy/manager shot down accusations that Bey can't sing, saying the track was pre-recorded and altered. If you know ANYTHING about beyonce you know she gives, FACE, VOICE, BODY, and MOVEMENT., and has for her entire 12-year carreer. Aren't we all allowed to have off days? But just like the youtube clip of her tumbling down a flight of steps, the bitch got RIGHT back up and blew the haters away the VERY next day. Heres video of both performances in cassed you didn't catch them. Clearly she still got it!!

K-Fed get a J-O-B!!!

And the newest face of Nutri-System weightloss system could be......*drumroll*......Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' baby FATHA! I predict Brit Brit is ecstatic to hear this news being that K-Fed just used and abused her mentally, emotionally, and physically. In my eyes he was just looking for a famous piece of ass and got SUPER lucky by knocking her up TWICE, therefore tying the two together for life. The former "backup dancer", 31 has apparently gained upward of 40 PLUS pounds according to a close friend. He also wants to lose weight and needs to make money, so he's "...seriously thinking it over." But theres still no definite word that he'll be the spokesman for Nutri-system, and his reps deny that he will. Beggers CANNOT be choosers!! He should be happy that people still recognize who he is and jump on this deal and FAST!

-XoXo

Kloe & Kourtney Spin Off!!!

Its time to celebrate! Kim Kardashians sisters, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are getting their OWN reality show. The sisters already own and run two successful California boutiques, 'Dash' & 'Smooch' and are planning on opening up a third on the East coast. The show, titled 'Khloe & Kourtney, will follow Khlo and Kourt on their business endeavor, to expand the Kardashian empire. There's still no word on what the third boutique will be named, but they will be filming in Miami so presumably it'll be in a posh and trendy Miami Beach location. The sisters are venturing out of the nest for this project seeing as their mom, Kris Kardashian, or sister Kim will not be involved. Good Luck girls and i'll be watching. How boutt you???
-XoXo

GaGa's new Boytoy !

The "poker-faced" blonde bombshell is allegedly dating a 29 year-old entrepreneur from L.A, named "Speedy". She's so smitten with him that she's even invited him on her "Fame" tour which isin't over until September. They first met while filming the video "Lovegame", and have been 'chumming it up' ever since. The ex-Catholic school girl first kissed her beau on set of her video "Paparazzi". Here is "Lovegame" in case you missed it. I LOVE this girl!!

Miss Cali a Homophobe??

During the interview portion of the Miss USA pageant, Miss California, 21 year old Carrie Prejean, was asked about marriage in the US. In the below video she addresses her beliefs that marriage should be between a man and a woman. Now to most people this would just sit with most people as an opinion should. You might not agree with it, but we all have one so you've got to respect it. But of course, being a judge, the "Queen" of all media Perez Hilton, he expected her to tweak her answer into something he wanted to hear, and when she didn't he might have taken it the wrong way. When Perez is bothered, everyone knows it, causing a mini-feud between the two queens. In Perez's defense, Carrie IS from California, and she must know that only about 2 straight men watch Miss USA, and all the set designers, stylists, make-up artists, coordinators, choreographers, and directors are ALL GAY. Whose side are you on? Team Perez or Team Carrie?

Rihanna's Moving on

Its apparent that Rihanna has moved on
and up. Splash News
has published photos
of the pop princess back in Barbados.
We all know that a photo says 1,000 words,
and In the photos it seems as if Ri Ri is
introducing a mystery man to her mom, Monica Fenty, and other family.
Meeting the mom?? Already??
don't you think you're rushing a bit Ri-Ri?
Thats seems a HUGE step to be making,
IF thats what the case is. What story do these pics tell you??

Amy "Crack"house wants to ADOPT!!

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Amy Winehouse? In my mind visions of crackpipes and cold sores run through my head. From her public "disagreements" with her ex-boo Blake Lively, to the pictures of Amy with an "unknown" white powder around her nose, Winehouse has never been a stranger to the paparazzi and tabloids. To further amuse us, the same Amy Winehouse who absolutely refused to check in to "Rehab" wants to move to St. Lucia and adopt a child. I personally dont think they should allow Wino to adopt a PET, let alone an actual child. She needs to focus on getting her own life together, before she can even begin to think about bringing a child into the mess that she calls a life. Once she's gotten her act together and is stable and able to put her all into a child, then it's time. But until then, she should stop with the craziness. What do you think about Amy adopting a child?

Aundrea realeased from Bad Boy

Last night on Making The Band, Diddy sat down ALL two of the remaining members of Danity Kane for a meeting. The meeting was to discuss the "future" of Danity Kane. Long story shortened; Diddy fired Aundrea, leaving Dawn as the ONLY member of Danity Kane. Now the last time i checked a GROUP was more than one person. The whole idea of kicking someone out of a group is so Classic Diddy as in all the previous seasons of Making The Band. Is he trying to pull another 'BITCHASS' move like when he kicked everyone out 'DA BAND' back in '04 with the exception of Babz and Ness?; which we've never seen or heard from again BTW? Or is he going the route of starting the audtioning process from scratch, in order for another season, which is also a classic Diddy 'bitchass' move? In my opinion the decision to let Aundrea go was the worst thing he could have done at the moment. Why would he let go ONE of the TWO members who actually fought to stay in the group and are actually still willing to work with his Shady ass? If poor Aundrea had any sense she would have planned ahead of time for something of this sort to occur, KNOWING Diddy and his selfish ways she should've had a Plan B-Z messing with Bad Boy. All i know is that Que had better not slipped up and thrown any other tantrums because he might be the next Bad Boy inc. casualty.
And now a moment of silence for Aundreas career......



-XoXo

Is Kimora Expecting???

Recently, Kimora was spotted leaving a popular New York City baby boutique in the Tribeca section of Downtown manhattan. Allegedly, she purchased a BLUE stroller for $20,000. Now we all know that Ming and Aoki have outgrown strollers a long while back. So this MUST mean that Kimmy is preggers again, this time with a baby boy, or so you would think , right?. The kicker about this story is, the stroller was a DOUBLE carriage, which means she may be expecting twins. Congrats Kimora and Djimon, im sure Aoki and Ming are also super excited to have younger siblings, and boys at that. As with all media stories, these events may simply be hear-say, speculation, and a classic case of the old school game 'telephone'. She could be shopping for a pregnant friend or relative, But in the below photos, Kimmy looks like she may be developing a baby bump underneathe that SWEATSUIT!! And might I add, when have you EVER seen the Queen of Fabulosity out and about in a tracksuit??? HMMM, makes one wonder....*scratches head*. She also has been photographed with two 'its a boy' balloons. I'll just let the pics do the rest of the talking.

-XoXo

"Danger" speaks out!!!

She was probably the most controversial, and talked about contestant on VH1's "For The Love of Ray J". "Danger" the little fire-cracker, with a tiger sprawled across her face, layed it ALL out during a recent interview with Tiffany Webb a popular youtuber. And yes, she adresses the pregnancy rumors, how she feels she was portrayed on the show, and much, much more.



So much more that the interview has 3 parts to it. In my opinion "Danger" doesn't really seem as pyscho as the editors tried to make her seem. If you thought the lie-detector episode was juicy, this interview will have your jaws on the ground.

Has Cassie lost HALF her MIND?!?!?!

Not really, just half of her HAIR, literally.




What could be going through your head to make you want to shave half of your hair? Now if Ms. Cassie Ventura didn't give me F-A-C-E for the GODS, this would have been on my H-A-M(hot ass mess) list, but since she's still serving face, she's still OVAH in my book.

Not just ANYONE could pull off this drastic of a cut and Cassie is still blowing me out of the water with her beauty. Even more now that she's proven that literally she can do NOTHING to subtract from her gorgeousness. I cant wait to see what she does next. I know whatever it is, it WILL be FIERCE.