Guys that need THE BOOT!!!! Top 3

Hey Boys & Girls (and everyone in between). In my short 21 years of life, I've encountered a few

'less than savory' characters, to say the least. So everytime any of my friends get involved with

one of these guys i feel like it is my duty as a Judy (BFF), to let them know exactly what they

may be getting themselves into. So in honor of all the girls , and boys, who are poor judges of

character, is a list of guys that you want to AVOID like the plague.

• The BELLBOY. Similar to a bell boy at a hotel, in the way that they carry luggage around from one place to another, these guys carry around their baggage for the entire world to see.

Signs and symptoms: They are constantly comparing and contrasting you to an EX and/or
If you know about their 6 kids and 5 baby mamas within the first 24 hours....its time to GO!!!

• The CLING-ON. So you meet a guy and you hit it off and exchange numbers. BIG MISTAKE! So now you wake up the next morning to 45 missed calls, 25 voicemails, and 92 texts. Guess from who??? YES...its him and hes clinging to you like a sock straight out of the dryer.

Signs and symptoms: Its only been a week and he says those three little words...I Miss You. BEWARE!! although it may sound sweet and all, what he really is saying is, "I cant live without you!!", when he hardly knows how to spell your last name. Thats a NO NO!

• The REMOTE. Appropriately named the remote due to the fact that he believes he can control you with the touch of a button. These are probably the sneakiest of the entire list because they work with intimidation and brainwashing. They try to get into your head to make you think the reason they are so controlling is because they "love" you. When in reality they are just OUT of control in their own lives.

Signs and symptoms: They can go out with their friends whenever they please without question, but if you try to do the exact same thing, they have a 'MAN'trum (man-tantrum). Expects you to tell him every tiny detail of your day including what you had on, who you spoke to, and why didnt you call him and tell him.

This is just a quick list of Guys that deserve a swift kick in the pants. I'll be back to discuss this further.

Until next time hunny bunches,
-XoXo